sobbinginthecornerbecausebands:
remember those 3 months when everyone on tumblr used the word “peasant”
We still do, peasant
#haha they’re just dying at Matt’s leap #and Arthur is afraid Karen’s gonna fall on him #these stupid gangly hipsters
BUT ARTHURS JUMP THO
I THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY A GIANT CAT IN A HOUSE UNTIL I REALIZED HOW STUPID THAT IS AND HE’S IN A DOLL HOUSE

“I am a 40 year old father, and i just can’t sleep thinking about Wreck-It Ralph huge hands into my anus, I want those hands filling all inside of me, I want to scream so loud and feel that huge and manly beast having the control of my body… my 4 year old son have this scale model of Wreck-It Ralph… I used as my dildo… but it’s not enough… I’m insane right now”
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
that would be so fucking convenient










