YOLO lol jks im a cat.

yesimbeyonce:

sobbinginthecornerbecausebands:

yesimbeyonce:

remember those 3 months when everyone on tumblr used the word “peasant”

We still do, peasant 

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david-tennants-ass:

I THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY A GIANT CAT IN A HOUSE UNTIL I REALIZED HOW STUPID THAT IS AND HE’S IN A DOLL HOUSE

david-tennants-ass:

I THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY A GIANT CAT IN A HOUSE UNTIL I REALIZED HOW STUPID THAT IS AND HE’S IN A DOLL HOUSE

@scary101’s GIF from GifBoom: 😈😈
#scary #popout #horror (Taken with GifBoom)

@scary101’s GIF from GifBoom: 😈😈
#scary #popout #horror (Taken with GifBoom)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)
dirtydisneyconfessions:

“I am a 40 year old father, and i just can’t sleep thinking about Wreck-It Ralph huge hands into my anus, I want those hands filling all inside of me, I want to scream so loud and feel that huge and manly beast having the control of my body… my 4 year old son have this scale model of Wreck-It Ralph… I used as my dildo… but it’s not enough… I’m insane right now”

dirtydisneyconfessions:

“I am a 40 year old father, and i just can’t sleep thinking about Wreck-It Ralph huge hands into my anus, I want those hands filling all inside of me, I want to scream so loud and feel that huge and manly beast having the control of my body… my 4 year old son have this scale model of Wreck-It Ralph… I used as my dildo… but it’s not enough… I’m insane right now”

When you see someone cute,

laugh-addict:

They smile and look at you: 

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And you’re like:

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pradar:

is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

doctorspockspaceman:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

that would be so fucking convenient  

10knotes:

jaiwrestledabearonce:
THE FUTURE IS NOW

10knotes:

jaiwrestledabearonce:

THE FUTURE IS NOW

odgehog:

sherlockedforwho:

taintedhumor:

this is my blogging face

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I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like

I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.